Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song Welcome Their First Child

Macaulay Culkin is not going to be Home Alone for at least the next 18 years or so because he and his partner, Brenda Song, just welcomed baby boy Dakota on Monday, April 5 in Los Angeles, CA!

In a joint statement, the couple – who have been dating since 2007 (who knew!) – admitted they were “overjoyed” with the arrival.

Last February, Macaulay previously revealed he was trying to have a baby with Brenda. He confessed: “We practice a lot. We’re figuring it out, making the timing work. Because nothing turns you on more than when your lady comes into the room and says, ‘Honey, I’m ovulating.'”

Well, all that practice worked out for them. Congrats to the new parents! And here are some of the things I wish I knew before having a baby…